I love:planning my future wedding despite not being engaged; buying house and wedding magazines and imagining that a) I'm getting married, b) I own a house and c) I have a large amount of money to spend on a and b; laughing and banter with friends, preferably in a sunny pub garden with a large bottle of cider; food, of pretty much any description; white wine spritzers (with soda, NOT lemonade); Baz Lurhman and anything he touches (particularly Strictly Ballroom); coming over all funny at the sight of David Beckham and annoying my boyfriend no end; my boyfriend Paul (despite his many flaws).
I don't love:
the amount of money I spend on house and wedding magazines; asking for a white wine spritzer with soda and getting a white wine spritzer with lemonade; my inexplicable ability to start many, many things and not complete any of them; waiting for my agent to call; fennel, tarragon and anything else that remotely tastes of aniseed or liquorice; people who love talking about themselves but aren't interested in hearing about anyone else; The Jeremy Kyle Show; coming over all funny at the sight of David Beckham and realising it's never gonna happen.
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